Most of us have been into dating and some failed their first date or even their next (LOL.) So we list down some tips (the funny way haha) that might help you cope up with your “Dating Fails.” Here are 15 hilarious things you should know about dating.
1. Who Should You Date
Be sure to know who should you really date, don’t fall into one just because she’s pretty. There’s lot of aspects to be considered here.
2. Online Dating
Sometimes online dating is not a good idea. If you know what i mean. LOL
3. High Standards
Some people just won’t date ugly people. However, most ugly people don’t know they’re ugly enough to be undatable. There in lies the conundrum.
4. Perception Is Everything
He may think it’s the best date in the world. You may be dying for it to be over. Delusion is bliss.
5. Don’t Rush Into Things
Don’t rush into making something just to impress your girl, you might regret it in the end.
6. Free Isn’t Always Free
Some guys are so cheap. On the other hand, some girls are so expensive. Neither one is a keeper.
What we dream about when we are dating can be entirely different. If men dreamed of gifts and women dreamed of sex, they would be dreaming the same thing.
8. Where Was His Hand Last Night
Next time you go on a date, this little chart can help you. Where he places his hand can tell you a lot. What you do after that may hurt him.
9. What Happens After the Kiss…
Guess it’s true? LOL
10. Cat People
If she wants to let her cat watch, ask her if your friend can watch, too. If she says yes, now it’s up to you. At least your friend can hold the cat.
11. Dating Stages
When you first meet, everything is wonderful. Cut to months down the road, and that’s when it’s all hanging out. Literally.
12. Get To The Point
Sometimes dating can really feel like you’re being screwed until you feel like you don’t exist. Hopefully you have an eraser on you to forget the whole thing.
13. Social Media Breakup
It used to be in bad taste to break up over the phone. Now it’s acceptable to break up over social media. Have we lowered our standards, or have we all become anti-social?
14. The In Person Break Up
Sometimes you have to drive a long way to get dumped. At least she did it in person though, right. Screw that, you would rather save the gas, wouldn’t you?
15. End of Relationship
You might end up like this…